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"You could flip so many hash browns with this spatula."

After @Mardabadguy posted an AI-generated image of Mace in a full Waffle House uniform captioned "I know where all the waffles are being cooked," Mace quote-tweeted it and replied: "You could flip so many hash browns with this spatula."

The AI-generated Waffle House meme that drew Mace's response, Mace in uniform holding a large spatula, text reading "I KNOW WHERE ALL THE WAFFLES ARE BEING COOKED."
Photo: Mar / @Mardabadguy on X. Source

On July 17, 2026, Mace posted about an interview with Doug Band regarding his relationship with Jeffrey Epstein and former President Clinton's connections to Epstein. Mar (@Mardabadguy) replied with an AI-generated image of her in a full Waffle House uniform, yellow polo, matching hat, black apron, holding a giant flat-top spatula, with the text: "I KNOW WHERE ALL THE WAFFLES ARE BEING COOKED." The image was styled with the U.S. House of Representatives seal.

Just after midnight on July 18, Mace quote-tweeted it and replied:

"You could flip so many hash browns with this spatula."

She did not dispute the premise. She did not ignore it. She engaged with the bit, on the spatula, on the hash browns, on the whole Waffle House frame, and played it straight.

The meme's joke was that her pose as the congressional Epstein insider ("your days are numbered") and her biography as a former Waffle House waitress are the same energy in different costumes. Her response confirmed the read: she recognized the spatula, she knew what game was being played, and she came back with a hash brown line.

The meme is the third entry in a running Waffle House series. The first placed her name on a Waffle House marquee after her fifth-place primary loss. The second remixed her "HOLD THE LINE" campaign graphic into "HOLD THE WAFFLE." This one pointed the spatula at her Epstein crusade. She replied to this one.

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